Don't Shoot The Piano Player!
Put down that gun and don't blame me,
Just because the music is sour!
I told them I didn't know what key
To play in, during the dinner hour!
All of the local drunks keep shouting
That I should play something fast!
But some of the others are pouting,
And right now I'm feeling harassed!
So for now, I think I'll make a change,
And just bring out my harmonica!
I'll play, "Home On The Range,"
Then switch to, "Turkey In The Straw!"
By then, we'll be having a hoedown,
With no one trying to shoot me like before!
And everyone will be dancing around,
Therefore, I won't be playing the piano anymore!
Lora Frikken ~ 2002
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