Politics

Politics are not for the weary,
Nor are they for the weak;
The trouble is, my deary,
These are the only people who seek

To speak for the troubled masses,
To attempt to govern and rule;
To hope that their platform surpasses
The platform of the other fool.

I think we should make our stand,
Right now, before it gets too late;
Tell these politicians to stop f - - - ing us,
And learn how to masturbate!

Lora Frikken ~ 8-14-04