Size 2 Lament

Size 2 ~ I am blue,
but not as blue as you!
The day will come
when your bum
becomes a catch-22.

Size 2 ~ I wonder how
you will take your bow,
as that banana split
adds bit by bit
until you break the bough.

Size 2 ~ Will not last,
your thighs are getting vast;
and once unlaced
around your waist
your boobs will hang half-mast.

Size 2 ~ Now size 22,
put on that big muumuu!
You're one of us,
no need to fuss,
wave goodbye to your Size 2.

Lora Frikken ~ 8-9-03