Greater

Today is the day I will be greater
And the road I walk down will be straighter
You are now free to go ahead and date her
For no more will I be a procrastinator
No more living with a manipulator
No more trying to be a mediator
I'm long past wanting to strangulate her
So I will play the greater emancipator
With one last attempt at instigator:
Are you sure she prefers you to her vibrator?

Lora Frikken ~ 3-15-04